A Quickie

My Tarot cards say I'm an asshole.

Juice Wins Again

Last month when OJ Simpson got arrested in Las Vegas, there were hundreds of pictures of him wearing a $25,000 Rolex watch. See it here. The Goldmans got a court order to have the watch turned over to them because they never collected anything on their phony lawsuit against OJ. But, guess what? The Juice sent someone out and got a fake Chinese watch to give the Goldmans. He's got no plans to pay them anything, so why would he give them his Rolex? OJ is somewhere laughing at the Goldmans.

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Boo!