(Revised) I threatened Scarlett on my hater blog today. Hooray for me, I'm a law breaker.
My threat was about this blog. I like to say that someone else is writing it, but why do I blame Scarlett? She NEVER claimed to be the author.
As for that recording of Scarlett's voice, I've been playing her "Get Lost, Tarquin" phone message on the Internet for more than a year...
Can I say creepy exploiter of women?
On a somewhat related topic, here is an email that I sent to another woman on my hater list. The style of this note is clearly my own. Nothing has been changed.
From: Tarquin Churchwell
Sent: Saturday, December 29, 2007 3:56 PM
To: Suzi
Tell Scarlett I miss her voice. Please tell her to call me at 12 am tonight. She was the best thing I ever had.
That email shows how confused I am, fans. Anyways, Scarlett did not call, email, or blog about my note. If she had called me, I would have recorded her voice AGAIN!!!
My threat was about this blog. I like to say that someone else is writing it, but why do I blame Scarlett? She NEVER claimed to be the author.
As for that recording of Scarlett's voice, I've been playing her "Get Lost, Tarquin" phone message on the Internet for more than a year...
Can I say creepy exploiter of women?
On a somewhat related topic, here is an email that I sent to another woman on my hater list. The style of this note is clearly my own. Nothing has been changed.
From: Tarquin Churchwell
Sent: Saturday, December 29, 2007 3:56 PM
To: Suzi
Tell Scarlett I miss her voice. Please tell her to call me at 12 am tonight. She was the best thing I ever had.
That email shows how confused I am, fans. Anyways, Scarlett did not call, email, or blog about my note. If she had called me, I would have recorded her voice AGAIN!!!
