Thomas Churchwell: I Am The King Of Poop

I have a scatalogical fixation. Ever since I started blogging, I've been writing about poop.

Now that I am forty-five-years-old, I should STOP. Posting scatological stories about the Pope, like I did on my hate blog today, could land me in big trouble!

Tarquin Churchwell "Comes Clean" About Two Women

Today I wrote more lies about women on my hater blog. Here's the truth. Scarlett has NEVER written "child porno stories." Susan does NOT live in the "slums." Scarlett is NOT an "online prostitute", whatever that means, and she's definitely NOT an "old hag."

I need HELP!