Sunday, June 1, 2008

Churchwell KO'd by SUS

From the Tribune:
Services for the Underserved scored a tenth round victory against previously beaten holdover tenant Thomas "Boom Boom" Churchwell at Housing Court in Queens, New York last Thursday. Churchwell was penalized a hundred points for low blows and lies in rounds one, two, three, four, five and six. Services For The Underserved was credited with a victorious knockdown in round seven, as they battered Churchwell into the ropes.

"We beat him," said a jubilant SUS official. "We now have control of the SUS building."