Major Funding for this Broadcast

This morning I, Tarquin Churchwell, wrote a post on my hater blog titled "How To Change Your IP To Someone Else's."

Fans, you can always count on me to share my crime tips.

Never Ends Like Pulling Taffy

I just got home and already I'm posting big WADS of hate. And if that don't surprise you, I posted about me emailing a "company" which, for a price, said they will "get rid of" THIS blog.

I miss prison a lot.

Administrator's note: "Jailhouse Rock" is no longer playing.