P-p-p-put It on Vibrate

I was standing in line at CVS, trying to buy Halloween stuff, and one of my cell phones started to ring. An asshole behind me said, "If you're not going to answer that phone, will you put it on vibrate?" Before I could tell her to shut up, the asshole in front of me said, "Why do people carry cell phones around with them? All they do is have long and loud conversations about the mold growing out of their shorts." Hearing that, the asshole behind the counter laughed. I reported all of them to the manager.