I was standing in line at CVS, trying to buy Halloween stuff, and one of my cell phones started to ring. An asshole behind me said, "If you're not going to answer that phone, will you put it on vibrate?" Before I could tell her to shut up, the asshole in front of me said, "Why do people carry cell phones around with them? All they do is have long and loud conversations about the mold growing out of their shorts." Hearing that, the asshole behind the counter laughed. I reported all of them to the manager.
Friday, October 12, 2007
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Tarquin, i saw my shrink today who said the reason you freaked out is that you're seriously paranoid and can't handle criticism. Sorry, i said you have moobs, but come on you're rocking some really big man tits. Give it a rest at Mickey D's, will ya?
Angie and I are gonna stay away from you for awile cause yur gettin too weird Tom. You made me smell the chair I found on the street and now you want me to sniff your bung hole. I aint no dog.
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