Monday, October 15, 2007

Caesar's Naked Ass

If you don't like man nudity, don't click on the link below. Here's Caesar's email to me:

From: "Caesar" ceasarl***@hotmail.com Add to Address Book
To: "Tarquin Churchwell" tarquinchurchwell@msn.com
Subject: I'm a hottie
Date: Wed, 26 September 2007 15:18:58 -0600

Tarquin,

Hey, how're they hanging? I miss our old times together at Rikers Island. I might be going back in, due to an accident I had with a borrowed vehicle. Me and Chris, that's my wife, are hiding out in the Ozarks. Long story. Hey, check out my new tattoo! Wedding present for Chris, had it done the day we got married. She was rocked to her foundations.

You still doing magic? Do you ever hear from Drinkwater?

Caesar
(not my real name, but you can "guess who" from the picture)

If you want to see his naked ass, click here.

Haunted


Dumb Lies and Halloween

Today I read a dumb story about the history of Halloween. Strictly dryer lint, but I'm pasting it here for all the sad, dumb Christians who want to believe crap.

A Brief History of Halloween
"Halloween has a long history, which, like many holidays, is at least partly shrouded in mystery. The word itself, "Halloween," indisputably came from the Catholic Church. The name is a short, though corrupted form of All Hallows Eve.

November 1, "All Hollows Day" (or "All Saints Day"), is a Catholic day of observance in honor of saints. But, in the 5th century BC, in Celtic Ireland, summer officially ended on October 31. Like other church holidays, other less "holy" celebrations were merged, in this case a Celtic holiday representing the last day of summer. That holiday featured people dressing up in ghoulish costumes to frighten away spirits of the dead. As Christian influence grew, the influence of "All Souls Day" became more prominent, and the practice of begging for food was incorporated. Costumes became more ritualized as well.

Today, Halloween is celebrated by both children and adults, with children canvassing their neighborhoods looking for candy treats. In terms of candy "tonnage," Halloween is one of the biggest holidays, as people distribute candy to dozens or even hundreds of costumed children. Like Christmas, Halloween has been commericalized to a point that many people no longer know it as a day of religious observance."

When my left hand doesn't know what my right hand is doing...

Everybody knows I have been writing blogs bloated with lies, hate and perversion for a whole year. Happy Anniversary to me!

I think I started a new hate site today. I have many hate sites, and sometimes I forget a few. My left hand don't always know what my right hand is doing.