I found this poster in my closet today.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
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When I lie about women, I reveal this:
1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women
2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother
3) I have problems with my sexuality
1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women
2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother
3) I have problems with my sexuality
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11 comments:
Stop outing my BFF Tommy Boy!
Hey, that's great. Is Blockbuster going to rent this?
I called Blockbuster customer service. They didn't have the right information, so then I sent emails. This is their email to me:
To: Tarquin Churchwell
From: Your Blockbuster Support Team
Dear Tarquin,
You are correct, Tarquin. "Blogger" is scheduled for dvd release on October 31, 2007. Because this title will be sold under three genres, Crime, Horror and Natural Disasters, we anticipate brisk sales. If you wish to purchase "Blogger", your local Blockbuster store will be happy to reserve a copy for you. Thank you for choosing Blockbuster and have a nice day.
It's not gonna be in the special Adult Section?
I was trying to rent some porn last week and they said they don't have it. I found out the Blogger dvd is rated R for language, cruelty to other human beings and many intense scenes. Woo hoo.
Is this your blog Tarquin? I've been posting all over the place. See you next week. BTW, can't wait to "bear back" you. *SWAK*
Its MY blog. Geesh. Are you a midget? Your profile pic looks like a midget.
Midget! Me! You need glasses. Look again at that huge hunk of burning luv in my pants. I'm as "Broke Back" and as "Big" as they cum.
Tarquin,
Would you stop leaving stupid comments on my blog and redirecting my profile. Go play with yourself.
Hehehe.
I'm getting all weepy at the thought of your visit to see the family in New Hampshire. Be sure to post lots of fotos.
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