The dummy working in the cafeteria got everything wrong last night. I asked for sugar-free cherry jello, but she gave me raspberry. Geesh.
Sunday, October 21, 2007
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When I lie about women, I reveal this:
1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women
2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother
3) I have problems with my sexuality
1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women
2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother
3) I have problems with my sexuality
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1 comment:
Tarq, You call me cunt all the time and thought it meant love. Admit it, you get off on my gummi and rim jobs. Don't leave me now, dude.
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