Today I created...
Blogopoly, the game that brings all the thrills of blogging right into your living room! Hosted by me, Tarquin Churchwell, Blogopoly features exciting graphics, real-time scoring and a battery-powered joy stick (not shown).
The Object of Blogopoly is to become the most satisfied player through the creation of hate-free blogs. In the Bonus Round, you can try to put me in jail!
Basic Instructions:
>Remove game box from the brown paper wrapper.
>Program the battery-powered joy stick.
>Choose the number of players -- 1 to 13 can play.
>Select a game piece to move around the board. You might choose the sledgehammer, sword, delete button, little red hatchet or stiletto shoe.
At the end of the game, players click on my hate blogs with their battery-powered joy sticks, a challenging finish that determines whether I will go to jail forever, or live among maggots under a rock.
Includes:
1 game board with game pieces.
1battery-powered joy stick.
Blogopoly can be yours for just $69.95 plus shipping. For shipping options, go to this page.
Features and accessories may vary. Batteries sold separately.
5 comments:
There is no way you wrote this blog. It's too well constructed and clever to be your blog. LOL. Good on you, whoever you are.
Your wrong, whoever you are. Hahaha. I am this site's author.
I bet you also invented Twister - Family Edition. You'd lose but sure could cop a lot of filial ass.
Who's Debi?
I been thinking about that. I think Debi's another woman I pissed off.
He he he.
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